25 7 / 2014

cracked:

destructiondragon360:

cracked:

If you’re great at school and bad at people, the good news is that school’s a transferrable skill.
5 Life Hacks That Can Change an Introvert’s Life

#5. Overthinking It
Basic friend-making skills like small talk and banter, once I got the hang of them, ended up being two things that I’m not actually that bad at. When needed, I can hold court like a motherfucker. But this is absolutely something I need to “turn on” to do, and when I don’t make the effort, in most social situations I will drift into a conversation with a bookshelf or particularly friendly dog. .. I’m sure there are norms out there who breeze into and out of conversations like it’s nothing, and hey, bully for their perfect blond heads. But for the rest of us, who have diagrammed in advance a conversation to order pizza, overthinking things like this is simply how it has to be done.

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cracked telling me to do that thing I do all my life that everyone else tells me not to do

We get you

cracked:

destructiondragon360:

cracked:

If you’re great at school and bad at people, the good news is that school’s a transferrable skill.

5 Life Hacks That Can Change an Introvert’s Life

#5. Overthinking It

Basic friend-making skills like small talk and banter, once I got the hang of them, ended up being two things that I’m not actually that bad at. When needed, I can hold court like a motherfucker. But this is absolutely something I need to “turn on” to do, and when I don’t make the effort, in most social situations I will drift into a conversation with a bookshelf or particularly friendly dog. .. I’m sure there are norms out there who breeze into and out of conversations like it’s nothing, and hey, bully for their perfect blond heads. But for the rest of us, who have diagrammed in advance a conversation to order pizza, overthinking things like this is simply how it has to be done.

Read More

cracked telling me to do that thing I do all my life that everyone else tells me not to do

We get you

25 7 / 2014

buttermilk-thegoat said: i feel like if christian had a theme song it would be "na na na na nanananananana blurred lines!"

fiftyshadesofsnark:

Marry me.

25 7 / 2014

lifehackable:

This Week’s Top Life Hacks

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24 7 / 2014

if it was diary of a whiney kid it would be like the sequel lol (mr. grey acts like a bratty child)

if it was diary of a whiney kid it would be like the sequel lol (mr. grey acts like a bratty child)

(Source: james-tiberiusjerk)

24 7 / 2014

searchingfinding:

This one girl in class suggested reading ‘50 shades of Grey’ in class because it ‘promotes feminism’.

I was literally like ‘Noooooo’

24 7 / 2014

 

shakespeare has it covered

the most literal poetic justice ever! 

 

shakespeare has it covered

the most literal poetic justice ever! 

24 7 / 2014

kellyannhayes:

all of my feelings

kellyannhayes:

all of my feelings

24 7 / 2014

xelethaine:

The only way I would go anywhere near the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if it was turned into a horror/thriller movie about a girl being stalked by a guy that became crazily obsessed with her after just one date that actually ended badly.

But it will probably wind up being a faithful adaptation because the world doesn’t make sense and there is no justice left. 

24 7 / 2014

codenamecynic:

So… I just saw the 50 Shades of Grey trailer… that was…

Let’s be honest, that was freakin’ awkward.  I actually thought it was a thing about a horror movie up until I figured out what the hell it was.

and wouldn’t that be more appropriate given the characters personalities

23 7 / 2014

collegehumor:

THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.

Finish reading More Accurate Titles for This Summer’s Movies